“I hear Mr. T’s Jewish now.”
“Really? When did that happen?”
“Not sure. Still, rather him than me. It’s not just a matter of saying ‘I’m Jewish’, is it?”
“You reckon?”
“Well, there’s certain rituals to be performed. I understand there may be some snipping involved.”
“Ah, you’ve overlooked one thing there.”
“What’s that?”
“If you’re a rabbi and Mr. T comes […]

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1) Star Trekking.
So, for some reason I’m on a vaguely Star Trek spaceship. Only it’s a little more utilitarian than they are […]

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Superstition’s a pretty stupid thing, I’m sure most of you will agree. I’m happy to walk under ladders, cross the paths of black cats and let them cross mine. I’ve never thrown any salt anywhere (apart from the little sachets they give you in Miss Milly’s) and the only time I knock on wood is […]

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So, the Yanks finally elected somebody who’s not a deranged pseudo-Bible basher. Hurrah, eh? Well, I’m not going to talk about that today. (The mental pygmy’s still in power for another month anyway.) What I’m going to talk about, just for a tiny little bit, is UK politics. (Oh no! The entire world.)
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