Beer? Check. Cheesy Doritos? Check. Girls Aloud? Only on Winamp, unfortunately, but check.
It’s time to review some games.
Popularity: 15% [?]

Popularity: 15% [?]

Here. Here is what is wrong with the world. Exhibit One:

Exhibit Two:

And now that our annual journalistic responsibility to get people to think about the way evil people are trying to make them think has been discharged, we return you to your irregularly scheduled Guide.
Popularity: 56% [?]

Popularity: 56% [?]

Girls Aloud - an okay, pretty generic girl band. But wait! Who’s that girl they’re sticking on the end and trying to make us not look at?

It’s Nicola Roberts! The girl they claim is ‘the ugly one’. No, really. Let’s take a look at the rest of them, shall we?

She’s only allowed to have one […]

Popularity: 100% [?]

I say crisis, I mean of course Crysis.
It cost me two hundred quid to get a graphics card that could play it and a power supply that could power the graphics card, and the heat my PC now generates means beachwear is now a gaming requirement, but it’s quite a fun little game really. But […]

Popularity: 13% [?]

Well, it might be as you read this.
But it certainly was Nathan’s birthday on Wednesday, which might have passed people by as they were gingerly recovering from the night before. And, er, maybe the week or so before that.
Anyway, here’s to Mr Cross’ 28th year - and he’s well ahead of himself, already being […]

Popularity: 11% [?]