How many of you have wanted to enter the Crap Games Compo but don’t want to struggle with an emulator (or worse, an actual Spectrum!) to get a game written? All that faffing around, saving .TAP files and trying to remember some keywords, and not being able to do all the things we take for […]

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It’s about time you got to see more of the fine city of Bristol. Last time I left you in the city centre, looking down a miniature mall towards what we refer to as the Waterfront. Despite its picturesque name, the Waterfront is made up entirely of bars and beggars. About halfway down it […]

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That’s right folks, real news! And there’s quite a bit of it, too!
CSSCGC 2007
If you haven’t been reading the comments (and if you haven’t, you really should - they’re usually better than the articles) this year’s Crap Games Competition is now open, and hosted this year by Chris Young over at Unsatisfactory Software! Break out […]

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Some of you, after reading my comments on Adventure In Bristol, may have been a little annoyed at my suggestion that the city is bland, uninteresting, and an all-round crappy place to live. Well, I confess that my comments were made in haste, and after the worst batch of games I’ve played in quite a […]

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You’ve all, I’m sure, heard of a little game called Elite. But how many of you have actually played it? Ah, a fair few of you. Well, you’ll have some idea then of just what a pain it is to do just about anything. Even the relatively mundane task of docking with a space […]

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Advanced Lawnmower Simulator - Gardensoft, 1988
Honestly, if you haven’t played this game then you haven’t lived.

Ten out of ten. It can only be downhill from here.
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