I’ll start by mentioning the interminable scandal over MPs’ expenses, which is rapidly descending into the land of boredom. Yes, we’re all heartily fed up of these people, but there’s something faintly nauseating about patronising news presenters who are being paid nearly twice as much, asking them snide questions. It’s time to move on, people.
 Now that obligatory […]

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So, the Yanks finally elected somebody who’s not a deranged pseudo-Bible basher. Hurrah, eh? Well, I’m not going to talk about that today. (The mental pygmy’s still in power for another month anyway.) What I’m going to talk about, just for a tiny little bit, is UK politics. (Oh no! The entire world.)
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Number 651: The Zombies from Zombi
Clutching our chainsaw close to our chest (but not too close, obviously), we set out to track down the undead hordes that had marked UbiSoft’s first foray into gaming back in 1990…
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Something you might be forgiven for pondering concerning the YS3 team… but fear not! There is life in this old horse yet, as it bounds gracefully over the next jump and canters over the finish.
Number 97: The Ants from Ant Attack
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So, apparently my monitor isn’t broken and Earth Hour takes place today. We’re supposed to turn our lights off between 8 and 9pm wherever we are as a symbolic gesture towards solving the energy consumption/global warming palaver. Well, I’ve been doing my bit already - my lights are rarely on. I don’t need a hundred […]

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Here. Here is what is wrong with the world. Exhibit One:

Exhibit Two:

And now that our annual journalistic responsibility to get people to think about the way evil people are trying to make them think has been discharged, we return you to your irregularly scheduled Guide.
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