Since somebody’s asked, today I’m going to show you exactly how Friday’s Girls Aloud video was produced. It’s going to get technical though, folks, so buckle up. Or alternatively, look at this nice little picture and wait for the next instalment of the Complete Guide.

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So there I was, with a couple of gigs of Girls Aloud videos and nothing to do with them, when it hit me - why not put it on a Speccy? So I did.

That’s the why. Now for the how.
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Here. Here is what is wrong with the world. Exhibit One:

Exhibit Two:

And now that our annual journalistic responsibility to get people to think about the way evil people are trying to make them think has been discharged, we return you to your irregularly scheduled Guide.
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Girls Aloud - an okay, pretty generic girl band. But wait! Who’s that girl they’re sticking on the end and trying to make us not look at?

It’s Nicola Roberts! The girl they claim is ‘the ugly one’. No, really. Let’s take a look at the rest of them, shall we?

She’s only allowed to have one […]

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