What’s Wrong With The World

Here. Here is what is wrong with the world. Exhibit One:

And who says terrorism doesn’t pay, eh?

Exhibit Two:

These women are only *pretending* to be sexually precocious teenage girls, so it’s alright.

And now that our annual journalistic responsibility to get people to think about the way evil people are trying to make them think has been discharged, we return you to your irregularly scheduled Guide.